4. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

5. Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

6. Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room.

7. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

8. Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

9. What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

10. How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!